parents just don't understand

i found this at thinkprogress, who are absolutely incensed at the fact that the dumb broad above suggested that it could be a "terrorist fist jab." sure, if that douchebag you beat at beer pong last week is planning to lay waste to american cities in the name of allah. this asshole even went so far as to call it a "Hezbollah-style fist bump," before he got slapped in the face by the giant cock of knowledge that is the internet at large. befitting the ignorant little conservative shit that he is, he later retracted the statement without even a strikethrough to show that he changed his post.

thinkprogress, you guys are fighting the good fight or whatever, but seriously, this is not enraging. this is hilarious.

which reminds me...
CAPTION CONTEST!



my submission:
no no NO michelle! you're getting it backwards...ONE bump if by nukes, TWO if by anthrax!

let's see what you guys got!

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UPDATE: that idiot got fired. probably because old man murdoch loves obama. sweet.