Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Oh No They Didn't

Oh yes. They did.

IN THE “Friday the 13th” franchise of horror movies the killer returns again and again after seemingly being finished off. Barack Obama’s presidential campaign might have felt that life was imitating art during the course of the long, drawn out, presidential nominating contest.

So if you're keeping score at home, that makes Hillary Clinton the deranged psycho killer who wears a bloody goalie mask and has seemingly demonic regenerative powers.

And Barack Obama is the cool kids doing all the drugs and having all the sex.

At least, according to the Economist, that's what it boils down to.

2 responses:

Unknown said...

If it's a horror movie (and politics usually qualifies), Obama has outlived his life expectancy already. Gotta respect that. I think he'll do fine as long as no one puts him in an ensign uniform.

minotauromachy said...

My favourite is the halloween series, esp the soundtrack. thun thun thun, thun thun thun thaan, thun thun thun, thun thun thun thaan."It's Michael Myers, I can feel his presence" or some dumb shit like that.

Barack prolly survived cause he is black. Now don't all riled up that I am racist. It's just that most real serial killers tend to be white and serial killer movies have follow the pattern and have white victims, usually young females. Sounds to me like the Clinton campaign is saying that the media is the killer. Oh, no, I feel a presence behind my chair. It's, it's Tim Russert with a huge meat cleaver!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHH