Thank you for your interest in Sallie Mae, the nation's leading provider of saving- and paying-for-college programs. We have temporarily suspended offering our private consolidation loan program. No new private consolidation loan requests will be processed at this time.
shit.
and in case all you academic types are interested (i know you are):
Sallie Mae's Federal Consolidation Loan service is not available at this time.
Severe legislative cuts made by Congress made federal loan consolidation uneconomical. This, combined with the credit market deterioration, has caused us to suspend participation in the federal consolidation loan program.
as long as i keep pretending my private school education was financially worth it, everything will be ok.
link.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
bush, greenspan kick me in the nuts
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I asked if your lender goes bankrupt, if that means you don't have to pay back your loans.
The answer was, of course, you do. someone'll buy your debt. even if it's the chinese or indians
the people's liberation army can have my money if they take it from my COLD DEAD HANDS
i don't know whether to laugh or cry at the irony of the majority of the world's credit being extended by communists or their close affiliates.
to each according to their needs.
i need credit.
for a ps3.
and gta4.
and booze to get women to want to fuck me.
hook it up guys...you clearly don't need any of that.
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