Friday, May 9, 2008

BREAKING MOTHERFUCKING NEWS

Welcome to the next level.

Admittedly, my source is no expert, but he did call for Jim Webb as Obama's most likely running mate long before HuffPost called it out, so he knows his shit.

I just got this message. I took out his name for the sake of anonymity and my comments for the sake of brevity. Technically I must point out that I am in no position to confirm any of this. I can only tell you that I trust my source 100%.

Anyway, here it is:

(12:28:36 PM): so anyway
(12:28:48 PM): [name omitted] has a friend whos worked for Obama campaign since before Iowa
(12:28:56 PM): so this guy has been in it since before the beginning
(12:29:01 PM): and he got his marching orders yesterday
(12:29:05 PM): they're going full battle force
(12:29:08 PM): and will openly contest
(12:29:12 PM): every single deep south state
(12:29:28 PM): they have identified 30 (FUCKING THIRTY) battleground states
(12:29:33 PM): where they think they can win
(12:29:42 PM): I think this is going to be Reagan style beat down
(12:29:48 PM): i think Obama is going to win chunks of the south
(12:29:51 PM): and all of the mountain west
(12:29:54 PM): and pieces of the midwest
(12:29:58 PM): and obliterate mccain
(12:30:03 PM): just because of his organizational advantage
(12:30:18 PM): i mean
(12:30:23 PM): Mississippi
(12:30:24 PM): is 38% black
(12:30:43 PM): he doesnt even have to win that much f the white vote to walk off with FUCKING MISSISSIPPI
(12:30:46 PM): not to mention
(12:30:47 PM): NC
(12:30:48 PM): SC
(12:30:50 PM): Louisiana
(12:30:52 PM): and alabama

You hear that?

That's the sound of the fucking sonic boom from the knowledge bomb I just dropped.

They call me Mr. Murder, and I am the shit.

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