tinfoil hat time: dc madam murdered?

this is the first in a continuing segment dedicated to all types of conspiracy theories. i don't (always) believe them, but come on, everyone loves a good crackpot theory. in this segment, we maintain our love for free speech, but throw rationality and common sense out the window. ladies and gentlemen, it's tinfoil hat time:

ok so dig this. does anybody remember that dc madam? of course you don't. basically, this lady was the pimpette who scored hookers for all those powerful washington types, including this guy. coincidentally, this guy is an advocate of abstinence-only education. seriously, guys. i won't tell you where to put your dick if you don't tell us where to put ours...cool? some of the cranks out on the internet even suspected it could go as far up as vice president vader himself.

anywho, a couple weeks ago, her trial ended with a guilty verdict on federal charges. the maximum sentence on this was a hefty 55 years...long enough to start up a successful dyke-pimping empire in a women's minimum security prison, i'm sure.

unfortunately, that's not in the cards. she's gone up to the big brothel in the sky. the poor old broad hanged herself in her home.

Police earlier said "handwritten notes were found on scene that describes the victim's intention to take her life, and foul play does not appear to be involved."

...OR WAS IT? a blogger working for alex jones, belligerent king of the wingnuts, says otherwise:

"If taken into custody, my physical safety and most probably my very life would be jeopardized," she wrote in August 1991 following an attempt to bring her to trial, "Rape, beating, maiming, disfigurement and more than likely murder disguised in the form of just another jailhouse accident or suicide would await me," said Palfrey in a handwritten letter to the judge accusing the San Diego police vice squad of having a vendetta against her.

During several recent appearances on The Alex Jones Show, Palfrey also said that she was at risk of being killed and that authorities would make it look like suicide. She made it clear that she was not suicidal and if she was found dead it would be murder.

ok this may still fall under the realm of 'conspiracy theory,' but seriously guys...it's not like nobody's killed a hooker who got them in trouble before. dick cheney fucking shot somebody in the face last year. so many of these guys face so much pressure to come off as moral leaders so that dumb housewives from the sticks will vote for them over the baby killer. getting caught with their dicks wet can get them in serious career trouble...it makes sense that someone would grand theft auto the ho (the game, not the felony).

at least, that's what i hear through the fillings in my teeth.