Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Dear Mr. President

George W. Bush, you are motherfucking retarded.


To synopsise:

Mr. Bush realizes oil is expensive. Finally. As opposed to February:



Now that he has finally heard, his solution is for us to go drilling for more oil domestically. Even though our refineries are already at max capacity.

Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of the President Black Gold telling us that the solution for our dependence on oil is to just pump more of it so we can continue using it?

Does George W. Bush realize oil is a nonrenewable resource? Is it possible he's become confused and thinks renewable and nonrenewable are the same thing, much like flammable and inflammable?

This quote, from Harry Reid:

"The math is simple: America has just three percent of the world's oil reserves, but Americans use a quarter of its oil."

That's all well and good, sir. But there's only one problem. Our President is far too mentally impaired to do word problems.

This second quote, from a friend of mine after reading this story, aptly sums up the matter.

"thankfully nobody listens to Bush anymore"

Indeed.

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