pennsylvania primaries and other things killing the planet

and away we go. all that booze-drinking with the unwashed masses, shit-talking the other candidates, and pretending to have blue-collar cred is about to pay off. they're gonna vote for the next prez-ee-dent! who's it gonna be?

let wolf blitzer cover that shit. i've got nothing more to add to the debate, and i'm officially sick enough of hillary that i can hardly consider her a real human being.

in other news, today is also earth day. this is one of those days where people make themselves feel better about our dying planet by planting a tree or two, then driving home in their ford excursions and eating all those animal meats that apparently take so much farmland to grow and feed. it's kind of like being a three-pack-a-day smoker and giving up one cigarette for lent. tell you what, hippies. i'll take you seriously about this earth day thing, if you take earth day seriously enough to back what you say.

here's some things you could do to make yourself more energy-efficient, in a way that actualy means jack or shit:
1. torch your car and never drive again.
2. move to a secluded area and start up a self-sustaining, carbon-neutral survivalist compound. Note: this is fully legal, but the government might get upset if you start marrying underaged girls.
3. Stop using antibiotics, cleaning agents, and pesticides, because who are you to say that cows and chimpanzees are more valued life forms than mosquitoes and bacteria?
4. Turn off your simultaneously-running computer, cable box, dvd player, and television, unless they're being powered by windmills, cold fusion, or magic.

at least the earth liberation front has the huevos to do the really hardcore shit. i'm not advocating what they do, but if you talk the talk you gotta walk the walk, right?